The Night Before Christmas at Underwear For Men
What Does UFM Do on Christmas Eve?
Underwear For Men is passionate about creating innovative underwear technology. We are also passionate about making sure we have a lot of fun while we're doing it. Enjoy this little poem that one our elves put together to find out why Santa couldn't do his job without Underwear For Men.
Twas the night before Christmas and up in the North Santa was grumpy and pacing back and forth
He had a job to do but was itching and scratching
He could not get comfortable and was constantly adjusting
He yelled at his Elfs and cussed out his wife "Why is this underwear ruining my life!"
When what to his wondrous eyes do appear
Jingle the elf with UFM Underwear
What are these Santa exclaims, examining the pouch!
Jingle retorts "they are adjustable and will make you less of a grouch!"
He quickly changes and makes the simple adjustment then smiles and dances with cheerful excitement!
These work great no matter what I am doing, minimizing chafe and adjustable support I have seen others like them, but they all come up short
With a smile on his face, a skip in his step and new UFM Underwear Santa gathered the toys and shouted for his reindeer
Now Dasher, now Dancer, now Prancer and Vixen! On Comet On Cupid On Donner and Blitzen
With a sleigh full of toys and his nestled boys
With a loud HO HO HO and a belly laugh followed Santa sped off and shouted, Merry Christmas to all and to all men some advice, Get your UFMs this Christmas, they could change your life!"
About Underwear For Men
Underwear For Men manufactures and sells premium men's underwear. Every pair of UFM underwear have a US patented and Intl patents pending pouch built into the front that isolates and supports your manhood. This innovative design also helps to prevent chafing. Shop now at www.ufmunderwear.com.